Please, won't you be my neighbor?

Greg and I will be first to admit we're not the best neighbors you'll ever have in your life. I've sadly never brought baked goods to someone moving in (though I'm bound and determined to be that lady someday!) and it might take us several weeks to introduce ourselves.

But we are certainly not the worst neighbors you'll have either. We don't accumulate piles of yard sale treasures on our front porch. We don't have old cars sitting in our grass. We don't have a cement figure garden in our yard. And we do our best not to yell at each other in the midst of heated arguments while in our pajamas and bathrobes in the front yard before dawn. We might even let you borrow an egg or a cup of sugar if you ask.

Despite those qualities, we seem to have run off both of our next door neighbors within one month of each other. It makes us look quite pitiful to have realtor signs on either side of us. So, to any of you future neighbors, we'll try our best to step it up a notch.

And here's some free advertising for the leasing agent and Realtor: