EVICTION NOTICE
Date: July 10, 2009
To: Mr. Zachary Thomas Ross
To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:
We are issuing a 14 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 14 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.
You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 14 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at our discretion.
Thank you for your cooperation
Love,
Daddy and Mommy
From What to Expect: Your little one isn't so little anymore — weighing in at close to seven pounds and hitting the height charts at the 21-inch mark (or less). Your baby's lungs and fetal digestive system continue to mature, too. All systems, almost go!
Friday, July 10, 2009
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7 comments:
YOU ARE HILarious! :)
ok so Dena stole my Thunder, but you are crazy.. that was awesome! I can't wait until he is old enough and I am going to read that to him!
Hahaha, funny. This will not be the last time things will be on HIS terms. Get use to it. ;0)
For your sake, I hope it's more like 7 days. I had NO signs of labor and then BAM. Hope he comes on time or a little early. I remember the misery of this stage all too well.
LOVE this! I totally agree with how you're feeling. We've got two weeks and three days left.
Time's going to fly!
Ha! This def belongs in the baby book. What a witty girl you are! Hoping he gets his tail in high gear and leaves the premisis in a more timely manner than 14 days!
You are hilarious!
This is hilarious! Very well put Hilary!
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